Poetic Jackassery
Where everyone is a poet, and all poets are jackasses.

July 25 2014, 09:10 PM

captoring:

captoring:

captoring:

aka the I’M NOT OKAY GIVEAWAY in which one of you lucky bastards is gonna get a survival pack for when the end comes

what you get:

(2) homestuck t-shirts, from whatpumpkin or topatco

(1) homestuck hoodie from whatpumpkin

(1) drawing of your homestuck OTP by indigonite

(3) albums from the homestuck bandcamp

(1) sbahj magnet pack OR a captchalogue board

assorted brazilian candy

(1) vial of my homestuck-loving tears

if you are following me you also get:

(1) large pizza. i will order you a pizza. 

(1) homestuck official poster

50 dollars worth of merchandise from ANOTHER FANDOM (cause we’ve gotta move on, kids)

rules motherfricker:

it ends when homestuck ends. the last upd8. the final animation.

likes count, reblog as much as you want, i don’t care

giveaway blogs count too i don’t care

i will ship anywhere in the world i don’t care

you have to have your ask box open so i can get your shipping info. if you don’t reply in three days i will pick someone else. sorry!

you can choose the t-shirt prints, pizza flavor, etc

also, hussie said new homestuck stuff is going to be added soon, so i might throw in a few more items later. don’t worry, you will get the updated bonanza bundle no matter which version you reblogged

good luck yall

whatpumpkin updated! new tees, hoodies and prints to choose from and i’m also throwing in a set of 4 god tier pins OR charms for my followers

and again, good luck!

i realize in full i might be going a bit crazy here but i’m so EXCITED

so everyone also gets a homestuck tarot deck and followers get any one plush doll from whatpumpking. that includes any of the four consorts and two scalemates! be sure to check out the new hoodies, tees and prints!

July 25 2014, 07:29 PM

allicrain:

STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!

July 25 2014, 07:28 PM

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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July 25 2014, 07:27 PM

158,980 notes   •  VIA: oxytreza   •   SOURCE: cinematicnomad
Filed Under:  mara wilson!  

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

July 25 2014, 07:26 PM

476 notes   •  VIA: carry-on-my-wayward-khoshekh   •   SOURCE: magicalplaylist
Filed Under:  wtnv  fnrt  

magicalplaylist:

Guess what day it is today, listeners? It’s ~Parade Day~

(Cecil has mood glasses)

July 25 2014, 07:23 PM

theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

July 25 2014, 07:20 PM

4,990 notes   •  VIA: carry-on-my-wayward-khoshekh   •   SOURCE: monstersanosa
Filed Under:  fnrt  wtnv  

monstersanosa:

My contributions for the WtNV Table-Top Role Playing Game!

I did all of the character profiles, which granted took a lot of time. But I got excited, and I didn’t like the idea that any of the character profiles would be done in different styles (breaks in continuity bother me).

If you guys like table top games, check it out!! It runs on a simple 2d6 system, and would probably work best as a story driven campaign. If you guys do decide to play it send me your campaign stories I wanna hear em!!

July 25 2014, 07:12 PM

16,025 notes   •  VIA: old-woman-josie   •   SOURCE: phe-nomenal
Filed Under:  fancy  
phe-nomenal:

Marchesa Spring 2013 rtw

phe-nomenal:

Marchesa Spring 2013 rtw

July 25 2014, 12:12 AM

sherlockiandinosaur:

I’d like to thank the makers of sherlock for releasing the pilot so we know what teen sherlock looked like

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I mean look at that little bb genius

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if you don’t think this is the cutest shit I don’t know what to say to you

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look poor teenaged Sherlock’s gone and got a drink in his face at the pub, maybe if he weren’t such a dick

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partied a lil too hard there buddy, it’s okay adorable pilot lestrade will help you out

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this concludes my thank you

July 25 2014, 12:11 AM

communicationsinbinary:

reblog if ur thinking about dragons 

July 25 2014, 12:10 AM

mintyenn:

His face in the last frame! It kills me.

July 25 2014, 12:09 AM

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

July 25 2014, 12:08 AM

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

July 25 2014, 12:07 AM

dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

July 25 2014, 12:07 AM

bertl-bear-the-titan:

motorcyclles:

ppl posting gore in the snk tag

really 

in the Shingeki no Kyojin tag

the fucking show about giants eating humans

who are you trying to impress, champ

AH YES SOMEONE SAID THE THING