Poetic Jackassery
Where everyone is a poet, and all poets are jackasses.

July 21 2014, 02:01 AM

87 notes   •  VIA: daftalchemist   •   SOURCE: artofhau
Filed Under:  wtnv  fnrt  wow  
artofhau:

Oak Doors WIP! A lot of color work to go, and man, I should reeeaaally have been working on commissions instead of this. It’s also to be noted that this is a very poor nod to the superlative art stylings of uzlolzu, who’s understanding of form is light years beyond most of the human race.

artofhau:

Oak Doors WIP! A lot of color work to go, and man, I should reeeaaally have been working on commissions instead of this. It’s also to be noted that this is a very poor nod to the superlative art stylings of uzlolzu, who’s understanding of form is light years beyond most of the human race.

July 20 2014, 04:26 PM

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

July 20 2014, 04:25 PM

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

July 20 2014, 04:24 PM

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.


So down for this.


how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 
anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.

So down for this.

how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit

just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 

anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.

For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

July 20 2014, 04:23 PM

Shall we play, Doctor? This way, Sir.

July 20 2014, 04:21 PM

petitepluume:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m sure we can fuse the metaphor meme with the “I told you” meme somehow.

petitepluume:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m sure we can fuse the metaphor meme with the “I told you” meme somehow.

July 20 2014, 04:17 PM

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

July 20 2014, 04:16 PM

229,340 notes   •  VIA: flomation   •   SOURCE: rouxx

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

July 20 2014, 04:16 PM

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

image

2014:

image

just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

July 20 2014, 04:15 PM

29,894 notes   •  VIA: caariosamu   •   SOURCE: king-of-roses
Filed Under:  fancy  

modmad:

potentialforart:

nocakeno:

afewnovelideas:

king-of-roses:

So Excentrique’s spring range is interesting.I think I want most of it.

These are gorgeous.

i NEED

so like mod, I can see you in all of these.

GIMME

July 20 2014, 04:14 PM

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

July 20 2014, 04:14 PM

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

July 20 2014, 04:11 PM

homuratrash:

when people ask me what im gonna do after college

image

July 20 2014, 10:01 AM

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

July 20 2014, 08:02 AM

blameaspartame:

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry


vape it 420

blameaspartame:

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

vape it 420