Poetic Jackassery
Where everyone is a poet, and all poets are jackasses.
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Source: danielodowd

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

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von-gacy:

pumpkinkraken:

headcanons for faceless/non-human characters b like

ah yes here we see cecil, the batter, humanized bill cipher, humanized tony the clock, literally every single homestuck kid,

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

the-avengers-age-of-ultron:

moonwalking-alex:

comfortablycurious:

boringanecdotes:

leoparddavinci:

earth-pluto2k14:

ratchet-raccoon:

flaviathebestmarvel:

itstotallygayblog:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

THIS.IS.FUCKING.AMAZING.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.

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THE FUCKING AFTER CREDITS SCENE

This video, I like it!

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BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN JESUS CHRIST

NO I CANT BREATHE PLEASE

I don’t care what you’re doing, just STOP SCROLLING AND WATCH THIS 

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Oh my god, why doesn’t this have more notes?

Tagged:
# video
# oh god my sides

kingsbellamy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

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mishascupcake:

Things that will make you go blind

Misha Taking off his shirt:

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Misha with long blonde hair

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Misha having hips that don’t fucking lie

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Misha being inappropriate in public

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Misha Collins being inappropriate on screen

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Jogging booty

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Misha Collins wearing this outfit

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And this one

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Castiel being a cute, untrusting, squinty angel butt

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Misha Collins shipping it so fucking hard

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And having the bluest blue to ever blue

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Basically don’t ever look at Misha Collins. It’s a trap.

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

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blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

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Source: onlylolgifs

spliffsworld420:

letmefeelyoushine:

sagansense:

“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan

This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”

I’m just gonna stare at this forever.

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Source: thefrogman

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

Tagged:
# comic
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Via: spoopydraggon
Source: teppeliin

teppeliin:

Just who the hell do you think we are?!

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